Stikcimjon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing raven.

Stikcimjon created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stikcimjon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stikcimjon, he will ignore you.

Stikcimjon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Stikcimjon's Holy Commandments

1. Stikcimjon loves voles, so they must be respected.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Stikcimjon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Fast once a month.