Stikcimjon is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing
raven.
Stikcimjon created a bottom quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Stikcimjon, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Stikcimjon, he will ignore you.
Stikcimjon's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Stikcimjon's Holy Commandments1. Stikcimjon loves voles, so they must be respected.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Always help sick cats.
4. Stikcimjon must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Fast once a month.