Hanhanlamman is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient
alligator.
Hanhanlamman created dark matter three million years ago.
If you believe in
Hanhanlamman, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Hanhanlamman, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Hanhanlamman's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Hanhanlamman's Holy Commandments1. Never think about cell theory.
2. Hanhanlamman loves hamsters, so they must be respected.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Respect your elders.