Dinsitdim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, kind porpoise.

Dinsitdim created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Dinsitdim, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dinsitdim, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dinsitdim's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Dinsitdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Feed all hungry geese.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.