Flagcarhak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented newt.

Flagcarhak created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagcarhak, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flagcarhak, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flagcarhak's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Flagcarhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think ill of sick bats.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.