Zagdubdav is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fussy mole.

Zagdubdav created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagdubdav, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zagdubdav, he will throw large rocks at you.

Zagdubdav's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zagdubdav's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Always help birds.

3. Never feed peanuts to monkeys while wearing cyan kilts.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat green fruit.