Yikfagnullfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, passionate donkey.

Yikfagnullfarn created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yikfagnullfarn, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yikfagnullfarn, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Yikfagnullfarn's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Yikfagnullfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yikfagnullfarn.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.