Govyaknatrag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful sheep.

Govyaknatrag created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govyaknatrag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Govyaknatrag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Govyaknatrag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Govyaknatrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Govyaknatrag loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Govyaknatrag on top of all buildings.

5. Always obey Govyaknatrag's priests.