Sabstipbim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair hydra.

Sabstipbim created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabstipbim, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sabstipbim, he will turn you into a dog.

Sabstipbim's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sabstipbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Worship no other gods but Sabstipbim.

3. Never sit in the presence of gulls.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.