Stipcusswap is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sapient dingo.

Stipcusswap created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipcusswap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stipcusswap, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Stipcusswap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Stipcusswap's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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