Vagrapsig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing dingo.

Vagrapsig created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Vagrapsig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vagrapsig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vagrapsig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vagrapsig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.