Vagrapsig is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, astonishing
dingo.
Vagrapsig created a Higgs boson four years ago.
If you believe in
Vagrapsig, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vagrapsig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Vagrapsig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Vagrapsig's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Never run in holy places.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.
5. Do not wear fawn clothing.