Null is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty shark.

Null created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Null, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Null, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Null's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Null's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.