Dogmumvonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonest elephant.

Dogmumvonk created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogmumvonk, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dogmumvonk, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dogmumvonk's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dogmumvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dogmumvonk.