Dossgiddit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able squirrel.

Dossgiddit created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossgiddit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dossgiddit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dossgiddit's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dossgiddit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Never run near seals.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Never eat bark.