Cissyartflowpog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless dolphin.

Cissyartflowpog created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissyartflowpog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cissyartflowpog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cissyartflowpog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cissyartflowpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Run away if three goats approach from the east.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Cissyartflowpog loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.