Govkikraw is a god.

He takes the form of a large, passionate alligator.

Govkikraw created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govkikraw, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Govkikraw, he will not care at all.

Govkikraw's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Govkikraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Do not kill aardvarks.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.