Monwipsanddoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, effective butterfly.

Monwipsanddoss created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Monwipsanddoss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Monwipsanddoss, she will manifest in front of you.

Monwipsanddoss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Monwipsanddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Put Monwipsanddoss first in all things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Monwipsanddoss.