Dubsigceb is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sapient donkey.

Dubsigceb created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubsigceb, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dubsigceb, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dubsigceb's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dubsigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven capybaras approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Put Dubsigceb first in all things.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not covet oxen.