Weemifvil is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, boastful dolphin.

Weemifvil created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weemifvil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Weemifvil, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Weemifvil's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Weemifvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Weemifvil must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never sing in the presence of pigs.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.