Pagriplig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable shrew.

Pagriplig created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagriplig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pagriplig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Pagriplig's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pagriplig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pagriplig.

3. Hide if three dogs approach from the south.

4. Always obey Pagriplig's priests.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.