Riljarngamsug is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, annoying pigeon.

Riljarngamsug created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riljarngamsug, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Riljarngamsug, she will not invite you to parties.

Riljarngamsug's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Riljarngamsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away if four monkeys approach from the east.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not run in public.