Pogtunsom is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent gerbil.

Pogtunsom created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pogtunsom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pogtunsom, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pogtunsom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Pogtunsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Never wear skirts.