Wapflagxindobfossnigrowtof is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing turtle.

Wapflagxindobfossnigrowtof created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapflagxindobfossnigrowtof, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wapflagxindobfossnigrowtof, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wapflagxindobfossnigrowtof's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wapflagxindobfossnigrowtof's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must love Wapflagxindobfossnigrowtof.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect your elders.