Pogbellrat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish turtle.

Pogbellrat created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogbellrat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pogbellrat, she will be very unhappy.

Pogbellrat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Pogbellrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never think ill of sick sharks.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Do not speak about turnips.