Zaknabgutquamlannandubshav is a god.

She takes the form of a large, deceitful mole.

Zaknabgutquamlannandubshav created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaknabgutquamlannandubshav, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zaknabgutquamlannandubshav, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Zaknabgutquamlannandubshav's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Zaknabgutquamlannandubshav's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zaknabgutquamlannandubshav first in all things.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Zaknabgutquamlannandubshav on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always look after injured bats.