Gombugnurl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy finch.

Gombugnurl created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gombugnurl, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gombugnurl, it will manifest in front of you.

Gombugnurl's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gombugnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Gombugnurl loves ducks, so they must be respected.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.