Nibmutdam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered centipede.

Nibmutdam created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibmutdam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nibmutdam, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nibmutdam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nibmutdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nibmutdam.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.