Cebflowbed is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, resourceful goose.

Cebflowbed created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cebflowbed, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cebflowbed, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cebflowbed's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cebflowbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Hide from turquoise manatees for they are unholy.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.