Ligyimhub is a god.

It takes the form of a large, benevolent fairy.

Ligyimhub created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligyimhub, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ligyimhub, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ligyimhub's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ligyimhub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.