Sigdubligdanponponvogkip is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, flying weasel.

Sigdubligdanponponvogkip created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Sigdubligdanponponvogkip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sigdubligdanponponvogkip, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sigdubligdanponponvogkip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sigdubligdanponponvogkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sigdubligdanponponvogkip.

4. Never laugh near porpoises.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.