Quatbaffadpid Bomfot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless mouse.

Quatbaffadpid Bomfot created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Quatbaffadpid Bomfot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quatbaffadpid Bomfot, he will curse you with boils.

Quatbaffadpid Bomfot's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Quatbaffadpid Bomfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.