Feddagdid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective badger.

Feddagdid created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Feddagdid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Feddagdid, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Feddagdid's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Feddagdid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hide if three badgers approach from the west.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feddagdid must be the most important thing in your life.