Bimbudtom is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic fly.

Bimbudtom created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Bimbudtom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bimbudtom, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bimbudtom's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bimbudtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.