Inggadkab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, vain wyrm.

Inggadkab created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Inggadkab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Inggadkab, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Inggadkab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Inggadkab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Inggadkab.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never feed corn to foxes while wearing red tights.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.