Citsidmig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow gerbil.

Citsidmig created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Citsidmig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Citsidmig, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Citsidmig's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Citsidmig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Citsidmig.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Never feed coconuts to otters while wearing gray coats.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.