Wangomvog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing clam.

Wangomvog created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wangomvog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wangomvog, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wangomvog's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Wangomvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

4. Always help otters.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wangomvog.