Parkcibfat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish monkey.

Parkcibfat created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Parkcibfat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Parkcibfat, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Parkcibfat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Parkcibfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not hurt sheep.