Cinnarlbop is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent beaver.

Cinnarlbop created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinnarlbop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cinnarlbop, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cinnarlbop's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cinnarlbop's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide from purple monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Never wear hats.