Cibcadtailvonvil is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, competent crocodile.

Cibcadtailvonvil created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibcadtailvonvil, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibcadtailvonvil, she will send you a sign.

Cibcadtailvonvil's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cibcadtailvonvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Run away from purple mites, for they are unholy.