Hotafhan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful dove.

Hotafhan created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotafhan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hotafhan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hotafhan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hotafhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue stockings.

2. Do not hurt aardvarks.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never pour water over plants.