Stigwotteen is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing mongoose.

Stigwotteen created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Stigwotteen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stigwotteen, he will strike you with lightening.

Stigwotteen's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Stigwotteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Hide if nine foxes approach from the west.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not speak about turnips.