Dablap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate manatee.

Dablap created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dablap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dablap, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dablap's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dablap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide from fawn goats for they are unholy.