Bodkabhom is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, temperamental snake.

Bodkabhom created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodkabhom, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodkabhom, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bodkabhom's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bodkabhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not make images of living things.