Loopcenlib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sage alligator.

Loopcenlib created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Loopcenlib, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Loopcenlib, she will turn you into a rat.

Loopcenlib's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Loopcenlib's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.