Tonkhadfat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, smart cat.

Tonkhadfat created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkhadfat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tonkhadfat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tonkhadfat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tonkhadfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help voles.

5. Never talk about fire.