Stafwegtad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, pitiless warg.

Stafwegtad created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafwegtad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stafwegtad, he will ignore you.

Stafwegtad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Stafwegtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away from yellow cats, for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.