Manpodhat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tranquil capybara.

Manpodhat created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manpodhat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Manpodhat, she will turn you into a plant.

Manpodhat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Manpodhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Manpodhat loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always obey Manpodhat's priests.