Bossdutgid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, annoying goose.

Bossdutgid created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossdutgid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bossdutgid, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bossdutgid's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bossdutgid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

2. Hide from fawn grasshopers for they are unholy.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look at black holes.