Jipflappas is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sage cobra.

Jipflappas created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Jipflappas, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jipflappas, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jipflappas' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Jipflappas' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always obey Jipflappas' priests.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jipflappas.

5. Always stare at clouds.