Nadtenarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sapient cat.

Nadtenarn created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Nadtenarn, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nadtenarn, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nadtenarn's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nadtenarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Hide if three capybaras approach from the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.