Biddavnell is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unthinking mouse.

Biddavnell created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Biddavnell, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Biddavnell, he will destroy your favourite star.

Biddavnell's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Biddavnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never wear white rings.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not covet oxen.